Dog Bites Man. Man Bites Dog. Dog Bites…Canada? The G7 Was Lit.
Jesco Denzel/DPA via ZUMA Looking for news you can trust?Subscribe to our free newsletters. Donald Trump said some stupid things about trade at the G7 today in Quebec City. Dog bites man, am I right? But after this particular dog attack, the man, in the personification of Justin Trudeau, a nice looking fellow from Canada who…
I Am Wrong About Tariffs
Looking for news you can trust?Subscribe to our free newsletters. This is news: PM Justin Trudeau of Canada acted so meek and mild during our @G7 meetings only to give a news conference after I left saying that, “US Tariffs were kind of insulting” and he “will not be pushed around.” Very dishonest & weak.…
Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Wants Your Help Proving That Rudy Giuliani Watches Porn
Rudy Giuliani, an attorney for President Donald Trump, waves to people during White House Sports and Fitness Day on the South Lawn of the White House in May 2018. Andrew Harnik/AP Looking for news you can trust?Subscribe to our free newsletters. In case you needed more proof that we’re living through an episode of Jerry…
Donald Trump Flies to Singapore After Triumphant G7 Meeting. I Am Not Being Sarcastic.
Michael Kappeler/DPA via ZUMA Looking for news you can trust?Subscribe to our free newsletters. Apparently our president decided he was starving for some badly-needed media attention last week. Here’s the rundown: On Thursday announces he will be leaving the G7 meeting early. On Friday announces he will pardon Muhammad Ali even though Ali has nothing…
Pope Francis Did Not Mince Words With Oil Company Execs
Pope Francis delivers a speech during a meeting with Youth Eucharistic Movement at the Vatican in August 2015. Gregorio Borgia/AP Looking for news you can trust?Subscribe to our free newsletters. At a closed-door meeting at the Vatican on Saturday, Pope Francis urged oil company executives to transition to clean energy, warning that climate change represents…
This Photo Tells You Everything You Need to Know About Trump’s Presence at the G7 Summit
Looking for news you can trust?Subscribe to our free newsletters. On Saturday, German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s official Instagram account posted a picture from what her office described simply as a “spontaneous meeting between two working sessions” from the Group of 7 nations summit in Quebec City this weekend where President Donald Trump: railed against “ridiculous…