What Does a Yellow Light Mean? Now Updated With Responses!

I blew it. Sorry. It turns out that SurveyMonkey allows only 100 reponses to their free surveys. The cheapest option that would allow me to retrieve all the responses costs $408, and as much as I cherish my readers, that’s a little steep for a crummy little web survey joke. However, here are the results from the first 100 responses:
You guys are really law abiding! That makes me kind of sad, actually. Atrios may be wrong about driverless cars, but he wins this round about yellow lights. And next time I guess I’ll use Google Forms if I do any further scientific polling.