North Korean leader Kim Jong-un inspects a catfish farm in Samchon, South Hwanghae Province. As you can see, he is delighted with the results of his brilliant leadership in the field of domestic fish husbandry.Yonhap News/Newscom via ZUMA
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Here is the US peace proposal for North Korea:
Hand over all your nukes.
Hand over all your missiles.
Hand over all your fissile materials.
Destroy all your centrifuges, test reactors, testing pads, etc.
Allow UN and American inspectors free rein to inspect every square inch of your country.
We will then agree to begin negotiations about what North Korea gets in return.
Apparently North Korea has rejected this generous offer. I cannot imagine why. It’s probably because of Chinese interference, which means we must now place a 100 percent tariff on all iPhones. If that doesn’t work, we shall place tariffs on cordless drills, Christmas lights, and vacuum cleaners.